Oh Mary. I don't exactly have the kindest words for you, but I will instead let others discuss your new book for me.

"I'm not sure I understand why Miss Cheney became a Republican political operative. After all, the party isn't exactly welcoming people like her--87% of all Republicans want to stone her to death and 92% want her to just shut up while they watch her make-out with another woman."

"I'd rather go hunting with her dad than read anything Mary Cheney writes. Seriously."

"If you are on any kind of antidepressants, I strongly urge you to avoid this book. It will leave you feeling drained and demoralized. Approach with caution."

"If you're thinking about buying Mary Cheney's book and expect it to be the sequel to her mother's blistering rootin' tootin' wild-west girl-on-girl lovin' 'Sisters,' I'm here to tell you, this is not 'Sisters: Reloaded!' If 'Sisters' were the original 'Star Trek,' Mary's book is not 'Star Trek: The Next Generation.' It's not 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.' It's not 'Star Trek: Voyager.' It's not even 'Star Trek: Enterprise.' It more closely resembles a Saturday Night Live 'Star Trek' skit in which the crew experiences turbulance near a black hole and half the crew are bouncing to the left, half the crew are bouncing to the right, and Mr. Sulu is staring straight ahead, seemingly unaffected, daydreaming of a 'Night to Remember' with Mr. Chekhov."

And finally...

Please Mary, your book is as bad as your hairstyle. Jeez, you even look like a republican. You are as genuine as one of your father's speeches. Do mankind a favor, quit writing and take up knitting like a good little republican lesbian.

Reviews from Amazon.com. Want to support the Republican party? Then buy this book. Otherwise for the love of God... don't.

Basically avoid this book.

-GS

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